Have you heard? There’s a stranger in town. He’s a skilled masseur, he’s blind and he carries a sword. He’s Zatoichi, blind swordsman! In Seen It, we discuss drivers of taxis, players of pianos and a little Greek letter called Pi.

Do you like thrills and adrenaline?  Do you like to RIDE?  Chances are you do, unless you’re one of those suckers who likes multiple gears and brakes on your bike.  For you daredevils out there, we present Premium Rush, featuring Welcome To The Basement hall-of-famer Michael Shannon. In Seen It, we discuss biopics: A guy […]

What do you do when the mob is threatening your restaurant? You fly in Bruce Lee from Hong Kong to kick some ass! That’s just what happens in the Kung Fu classic Way of the Dragon. In Seen It, we discuss wild hearts, tapped spines and simply being there.

This movie has it all: smokers, mutos, a urine-purifying machine and a nice little place called Dryland.  Jump in and get wet with us as we watch Waterworld. In Seen It, we discuss other worlds: red worlds, computer worlds and worlds that eat other worlds.

What are those weird green lights outside my window? Why are my parents acting strange? Why am I being menaced by mu-TANTS? It must be Invaders from Mars! Inaccurate science and (of course) Cold War paranoia abound in this 50’s sci-fi classic. In Seen It, we discuss invasions by predators, pod people and sexy, skin-stealing […]

War!  Dystopia!  Progress!  Utopia!  Come take a journey through an alternate history with HG Wells’ Things To Come.  It is a future filled with space guns, wandering sicknesses and fantastic headgear. In Seen It, we discuss the future, a future full of gardening robots, interstellar McConaugheys and a quaint little French town called Alphaville.

Our fragile minds are pushed to the limit by the made-for-TV melodrama Mazes and Monsters. A cautionary tale about obsession and the debut of a young Mr. Tom Hanks. Beware the sacrilege! In Seen It, we explore other tales of obsession: the lust for treasure, the thirst for video game glory and a bunch of […]

Our quest for cinematic treasure comes up empty as we watch the very disappointing Dungeons and Dragons.  But we have a good time nonetheless, especially watching Jeremy Irons ham it up as a wizard. In Seen It, we delve once again into our personal DVD libraries for “Seen It, Own it”.  We discuss Spartans, Westerns […]